3 definitions by Juke Joint Jezebel

furry fish taco

an unshaven vagina, usually with the distinct tang of tuna

When I was over at Susie's last night, I ate her furry fish taco

by Juke Joint Jezebel September 28, 2005

chalupa bean

the clitoris, especially when visible through tight pants

She had such a bad camel toe that I could even see her chalupa bean!

by Juke Joint Jezebel September 28, 2005

crotch goblin

A child. Also known as crotch spawn, or runny nosed shrieking brat. Essentially, a baby or small child that is a whining little hell demon. Elementary schools and daycare centers abound with crotch goblins.

"Someone shut that screeching crotch goblin up!"

by Juke Joint Jezebel September 28, 2005