Definitions by Juke Joint Jezebel

crotch goblin 

A child. Also known as crotch spawn, or runny nosed shrieking brat. Essentially, a baby or small child that is a whining little hell demon. Elementary schools and daycare centers abound with crotch goblins.

"Someone shut that screeching crotch goblin up!"

crotch goblin by Juke Joint Jezebel September 30, 2005

furry fish taco

an unshaven vagina, usually with the distinct tang of tuna

When I was over at Susie's last night, I ate her furry fish taco

furry fish taco by Juke Joint Jezebel September 28, 2005

chalupa bean 

the clitoris, especially when visible through tight pants

She had such a bad camel toe that I could even see her chalupa bean!

chalupa bean by Juke Joint Jezebel September 28, 2005