Juke Boxx Hero's definitions
Axehandle Ass - (noun) - The butt, derrier, or ass of a man or woman that is approximately the width of a standard axehandle. An axehandle ass is a fat, huge behind with a width equaling or exceeding the width of a standard American axehandle - approximately 32 inches wide (or long) depending on how your measure it. Axehandle asses are typically found on extremely obese individuals, whose asses are so big that they need their own damn zip code!
Ryan: "Did you see the massively huge butt on that fugly bitch?"
Clive: "Yeah, her ass is as wide as an axehandle! She's got an axehandle ass!"
Clive: "Yeah, her ass is as wide as an axehandle! She's got an axehandle ass!"
by Juke Boxx Hero November 21, 2011
Get the axehandle assmug. To "deshit" is to remove shit, garbage, trash, crap, or other excess baggage in the place you live, or in your life in general. To get rid of shit that you don't fucking need is to deshit. To elminate stuff that you damn well know that you don't need or use.
Alternate use, is to refer to emotional or psychological baggage. To remove or attempt to remove mental weights or mind-traps that are clogging up your brain with unnecessary shit.
Alternate use, is to refer to emotional or psychological baggage. To remove or attempt to remove mental weights or mind-traps that are clogging up your brain with unnecessary shit.
I'm going to deshit my apartment. I'm giving away a bunch of clothes and furniture that I don't use or need. I am getting rid of shit -- I am deshitting!
My girlfriend is to damn needy; she's got a ton of emotional baggage. She needs to deshit her hangups, or I will fucking dump her ass.
My girlfriend is to damn needy; she's got a ton of emotional baggage. She needs to deshit her hangups, or I will fucking dump her ass.
by Juke Boxx Hero October 22, 2011
Get the deshitmug.