4 definitions by Judge Smails
1. breakfast pee
break-fast pee (brekfahst)
n. vulgar, yet humerous
1. The first urination of the morning, usually lasting between one and six minutes. Rivaling that of the Austin Powers post-thaw piss, or the Ogre from Revenge of The Nerds II piss.
break-fast pee (brekfahst)
n. vulgar, yet humerous
1. The first urination of the morning, usually lasting between one and six minutes. Rivaling that of the Austin Powers post-thaw piss, or the Ogre from Revenge of The Nerds II piss.
by Judge Smails December 2, 2005
Also see alaskan pipeline
v.
The act of deficating with the intent of freezing said specimen and utiliting the same for anal insertion upon reaching a frozen state.
v.
The act of deficating with the intent of freezing said specimen and utiliting the same for anal insertion upon reaching a frozen state.
by Judge Smails April 11, 2006
tur·key turd (tûrkee tûrd)
n. vulgar, yet humerous
1. The bowel movement that occurs the Saturday after Thanksgiving that is typically a minimum of twelve inches long, sometimes reaching lengths of over two feet. Typical fecal contents include digested turkey, stuffing, corn (intact), mashed potatoes, cranberry sauce, gravy, beer, etc.
n. vulgar, yet humerous
1. The bowel movement that occurs the Saturday after Thanksgiving that is typically a minimum of twelve inches long, sometimes reaching lengths of over two feet. Typical fecal contents include digested turkey, stuffing, corn (intact), mashed potatoes, cranberry sauce, gravy, beer, etc.
by Judge Smails November 28, 2005
li-ons (ly'ohns)
n.
1. The Worst. Football. Team. Ever. (See: Detroit, not British Columbia or Penn State)
2. A large carnivorous feline mammal (Panthera leo) of Africa and northwest India, having a short tawny coat, a tufted tail, and, in the male, a heavy mane around the neck and shoulders.
3. Any of several large wildcats related to or resembling the lion.
4.
1. A very brave person.
2. A person regarded as fierce or savage.
3. A noted person; a celebrity: a literary lion.
n.
1. The Worst. Football. Team. Ever. (See: Detroit, not British Columbia or Penn State)
2. A large carnivorous feline mammal (Panthera leo) of Africa and northwest India, having a short tawny coat, a tufted tail, and, in the male, a heavy mane around the neck and shoulders.
3. Any of several large wildcats related to or resembling the lion.
4.
1. A very brave person.
2. A person regarded as fierce or savage.
3. A noted person; a celebrity: a literary lion.
The Lions sure did suck last night. I've seen teams suck, but they are the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked.
by Judge Smails January 15, 2007