Definitions by Juanito

spiritual opening 

Spiritual Opening is When you are spiritually ready to open up your vagina for sex.

"I was spiritual opening myself up for Donald Trump. He grabbed me by the pussy all night"

spiritual opening by Juanito January 22, 2017

lenyo 

Latin Cholo term specifically for a joint.

Chewy - "I brought the pisto, lets go chill at the park holmes"
Crazy Guy - "I got like three lenyos esse" Chewy - "Chillin like villains fool"

lenyo by Juanito March 8, 2005

dickwide

kids that are retard,stupid,morons.Also talk shit that doen't make sense

Enrique-ho shit ur here
Juan-no, u looking at a fucking poster

dickwide by juanito January 6, 2005

fake phat farms 

assholes who cant afford real ones like rich people, people who are dickwidesbuys them shits.

Enrique:Look Juan, what are "fake phat farms?
juan:fake phat farms are the ones that Natasha wears

fake phat farms by juanito December 26, 2004