Juan C. Lopez's definitions

Seven Layer Burrito

A mixture of vomit (guacamole), the greasy secretion that can be found in between a fat chick’s roll (cheese), diarrhea (beans), sperm (sour cream), pubic hair (lettuce), menstrual fluid (tomatoes), and pubic crabs (rice). All of this is served between a fat lady’s fat roll which serves as the tortilla.

I gave your mom a Seven Layer Burrito last night.

by Juan C. Lopez January 6, 2009