Definitions by Jrandtheman

Whiplash 

When you take a massive dump and the toilet water hits your butt.

I got whiplashed in the stall.

Whiplash by Jrandtheman December 1, 2015

whiplash 

When you drop a massive dump and the toilet water hits your butt

I got whiplashed in the stall

whiplash by Jrandtheman November 29, 2015

Goaltending 

When you try to prevent your crush from dating a different guy.

John sucks, that's why I was goaltending.

Goaltending by Jrandtheman November 29, 2015

Goaltending 

When you try to prevent your crush from dating a different guy.

John sucks, that's why I was goaltending.

Goaltending by Jrandtheman November 29, 2015