Jow Bidan's definitions

Lou Gan Ma

What the CCP used to force feed John Cena while recording in a concentration camp.

John Cena:" I already sang the fuckin national anthem now what u want"
Soldier:" Now u take this rat poison and tell the world how good it is"
John Cena:" wtf is lou gan ma?"
Soldier:" it is a mix of rat piss, fired horse cock and your family"
John Cena:"Like shit im eatin this"
Soldier:"Just record u eatin and u get the 20k is ez, chau ni ma"

by Jow Bidan May 4, 2021

Lao Gan Ma

What the CCP used to force feed John Cena while recording in the concentration camp.

John Cena:" I already sang the fuckin national anthem now what u want"
Soldier:" Now u take this rat poison and tell the world how good it is"
John Cena:" wtf is lao gan ma?"
Soldier:" it is a mix of rat piss, fired horse cock and your family"
John Cena:"Like shit im eatin this"
Soldier:"Just record u eatin and u get the 20k is ez, chau ni ma"

by Jow Bidan May 4, 2021

The Bobby Schmurda

Smoking pot in the school bathrooms.

Student A) Yo why does Carouselambra smell like a bush.
Student B) He just pulled a goddam The Bobby Schmurda.
Carouselambra) Man I'm high as hell my plug gave me the Indiana cowboy OG.

by Jow Bidan May 7, 2022