Definitions by Joshua Meadows

celebashed 

When two celebrities fist-fight, usually resulting in one getting their ass kicked.

"Woah did you hear how Will.I.Am celebashed Perez Hilton?"

celebashed by Joshua Meadows June 22, 2009

fauxsbian

A heterosexual girl with a large affection and fascination for breasts, who does not identify as a lesbian.

"Stop posting about tits, you fauxsbian."

fauxsbian by Joshua Meadows February 19, 2008