Joshua 'Z' Hernandez's definitions

facelag

When someone responds to an old status update on Facebook, days or weeks after the date of posting.

Also known as Twitlag.

"John finally responded to my comment about the 2008 elections. The dude has some serious Facelag."

by Joshua 'Z' Hernandez March 31, 2009

shiftlexia

An impairment of the ability to let go of the SHIFT key on a standard keyboard. This condition can be acute or accidental.

Acute SHIFTLEXIA examples:

"WTF! WHY CAN'T YOU JUST STOP TALKING ABOUT HOW YOU FEEL?!? NO ONE REALLY CARES ABOUT ANYTHING YOU HAVE TO SAY SO JUST SHUT YOUR MOUTH."

Accidental shiftlexia examples:

"You n))b" instead of "You n00b"

by Joshua 'Z' Hernandez January 14, 2008