Definitions by Josheedo

Feeling hot at a gas station 

Taking pride in a personal attribute based on the lack of others having that same personal attribute to the same degree or level as another.

Synonym: tallest midget

I'm watching the Flat Earth Documentary and have never felt smarter in my life, this is the intellectual version of feeling hot at a gas station.

Feeling hot at a gas station by Josheedo April 14, 2019

Blunderbuss

A mass shooting.

There was a blunderbuss at Umpqua Community College where nine students were killed.

Blunderbuss by Josheedo November 19, 2015

Cosby 

Putting a substance in a person's drink to make them more willing to have sex.

I slipped her a Cosby before taking her back to my place.

Cosby by Josheedo July 28, 2015