Alaskan Shit shovel

after you have anal sex you get some poo on your dick and you fling it on your sexual partners face effectively using you dick as a shovel.

Man1: Anyone hear of the Alaskan Snowdragon?
man2: Yeah I made my own the Alaskan Shit Shovel!

by Josh Staats November 11, 2009

JOT

JizOn Tonsils: The act of Jizzing while a girl is deep throating you and You cum IT's a good thing

MAn 1: hey did you get any?
Man 2 Yeah! I JOT it was amazing!

by Josh Staats November 11, 2009

Cervix Breaker

a penis or an object so big that either it feels like or the Cervix is really breaking, which in almost all cases is really bad

Tim: Hey You get some last night Jack?

Jack: Yeah I unleashed the Cervix Breaker on here and she started to moan loud as a fuck.

by Josh Staats April 22, 2008