Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Josh Staats

Alaskan Shit shovel

after you have anal sex you get some poo on your dick and you fling it on your sexual partners face effectively using you dick as a shovel.

Man1: Anyone hear of the Alaskan Snowdragon?
man2: Yeah I made my own the Alaskan Shit Shovel!

by Josh Staats November 11, 2009

JizOn Tonsils: The act of Jizzing while a girl is deep throating you and You cum IT's a good thing

MAn 1: hey did you get any?
Man 2 Yeah! I JOT it was amazing!

by Josh Staats November 11, 2009

a penis or an object so big that either it feels like or the Cervix is really breaking, which in almost all cases is really bad

Tim: Hey You get some last night Jack?

Jack: Yeah I unleashed the Cervix Breaker on here and she started to moan loud as a fuck.

by Josh Staats April 22, 2008