Definitions by Josh Ruth

team damage 

The process by which one team member of any given game either on accident, or on purpose, makes a move or uses a projectile to harm another team member/members removing anywhere from 1% to 99% of health or armor.

*player 1: (pulls out grenade; holds down trigger; slips off trigger) grenade thrown to team to commit team damage. (-6 points)

*player 2: (don't hurt your teammates!) 64% health
*player 3: (Cease fire!) 2% health
*player 4: (check your fire!) 45% health

*player 2 "how do I initiate a vote?"

team damage by Josh Ruth September 18, 2008

disconnected 

To be removed from a server's gaming session. Opposite of fun gaming experience. Happens more often after purchasing a game way after it's release date to save money.

<Clan member_A (hand grenade) clan member_B>
<Clan member_C (pistol) clan member_A>
<player 1 has joined the game>

player 1: "hi"

<player 1 was disconnected from the game>

disconnected by Josh Ruth September 18, 2008

n00bie cannon 

Also known as n00b cannon, A fall back weapon used to get at least one kill in a gaming session. No sniper skills.

<expert_sniperGuy (head shot) nOOb>
<expert_sniperGuy (head shot) nOOb>
<expert_sniperGuy (head shot) nOOb>
<expert_sniperGuy (head shot) nOOb>
<expert_sniperGuy (head shot) nOOb>
<expert_sniperGuy (head shot) nOOb>
<nOOb (Automatic shotgun) expert_sniperGuy>

nOOb (with n00bie cannon): "Oh YAH, I owned you sniper guy! Your dumb, I totally camped so I can kill you"

<n00b was disconnected from the game by the admin>

n00bie cannon by Josh Ruth September 18, 2008