Joseph Joel Joyce's definitions

warlock

An old device traditionally constructed of wood, iron, or any heavy metal, used to fasten two opponents together until conflict is resolved through negogiation, compromise, mediation, arbitration, or victory. Commmonly a counterpart to key.

I havn't laughed in a non-sardonic way for 3 years and am probably slightly to massively overweight.

by Joseph Joel Joyce January 28, 2004