1 definition by Jose P.
Dim-witted, inbred, country folk, who are often easily confused by the world around them. Most have distinguishing features such as warts on there face or buck teeth, but it is the odor of Miller Lites and Camel Wides that is a dead give-a-way that you are dealing with a Gummo. Most Gummos drive large pick-up trucks, but are also often seen riding bikes, because the law has taken there vehicle away due to too many DWI's.
Gummos are found in all of the 50 states, but Wisconsin has the highest density of them, with a little over 95% of the population being of full Gummo status.
There are also several degrees of Gummos ranging from gummo-tenderfoot(lowest rated) to gummo-elite, which are the gummiest of all the Gummos. Use extreme caution around these gummo-elites for they are usually very emotional "since their old lady done left'em."
Gummos are found in all of the 50 states, but Wisconsin has the highest density of them, with a little over 95% of the population being of full Gummo status.
There are also several degrees of Gummos ranging from gummo-tenderfoot(lowest rated) to gummo-elite, which are the gummiest of all the Gummos. Use extreme caution around these gummo-elites for they are usually very emotional "since their old lady done left'em."
Marshall went home last nite and caught his "old lady" in bed with another guy. So to get back at her, he drank a case of Miller Lites and drove over barricades until the cops stopped him. What a Gummo!!!!!!
by Jose P. January 8, 2008