Brojob

When a closeted gay/bi male wants his male friend to give him a blowjob, so he says that it’s just to treat his blue balls to cover the fact that they are secretly attracted to each other.

Guy 1: ma bloo balls are so bad man, giv me a blowjob
Guy 2: but ma man that’s for gay are yooo gay?
Guy 1: itz brojob, itz knot gay.

Guy 2: I thought you only liek it wen gurls do it.
Guy 2: a brojob iz a brojob