Jonny Zip's definitions
When Jonny finally climbed above the second tier of branches and vines, he poked his head into the open, into the sun for the first time in days and squinted into the harsh light. A subtle breeze ruffled his beard, stirring the small birds that had taken nests inside. He saw no signs of civilization in any direction, and reached for a branch to steady himself as he felt faint suddenly, quickly losing hope for rescue or a chance run in with friendly natives. He regained his equilibrium and slid down the bark into a squatting position. Reaching into his pack he removed his pipe and tin, and sighed, knowing he was about to smoke himself out of pot. But the tin was empty already- he lost track of how much he'd smoked with the drunken orangutan the night before. He was truly Indiana Jones'n at this point, and threw the pipe in a childish outburst that made him angry all the more. He was losing composure...
by Jonny Zip September 2, 2007
Get the Indiana Jones'nmug. Awkward sex, in which the full range of motion required for deep penetration and proper rhythm is not available. Often rushed, spur-of-the-moment, and alcohol induced. Commonly performed in cars, closets, small bathrooms, and campers.
Greg: So how was it?
Jonny: Intense! We got locked in the trunk of Bill's car together and strugglefucked the whole way home!
Jonny: Intense! We got locked in the trunk of Bill's car together and strugglefucked the whole way home!
by Jonny Zip January 4, 2007
Get the strugglefuckmug. 1. the face you see in the mirror while tripping on acid.
ex: whoa, i think its kicking in, because i can see my tracerface.
2. a deragatory term for someone that is currently tripping too hard.
ex: god damn it you fucking tracerface turn the lights back on! enough twirling lit cigarettes around.
3. someone that did too much acid over the course of their life.
ex: josh is such a tracerface he can't even hold a job anymore, much less be responsible for someone else.
ex: whoa, i think its kicking in, because i can see my tracerface.
2. a deragatory term for someone that is currently tripping too hard.
ex: god damn it you fucking tracerface turn the lights back on! enough twirling lit cigarettes around.
3. someone that did too much acid over the course of their life.
ex: josh is such a tracerface he can't even hold a job anymore, much less be responsible for someone else.
holy shit! my tracerface is undulating.
by Jonny Zip November 4, 2006
Get the tracerfacemug. by Jonny Zip November 4, 2006
Get the hoglegmug. by Jonny Zip September 26, 2006
Get the hoggermug. 1. slang term for cocaine
ex: i'd like to get some chop
2. to snort cocaine
ex: i chop with hot chicks only.
a chronic cocaine user is referred to as a chopper, and gets a ranking in his circle of friends according to how much he buys. chopper 1, chopper 2...
ex: i'd like to get some chop
2. to snort cocaine
ex: i chop with hot chicks only.
a chronic cocaine user is referred to as a chopper, and gets a ranking in his circle of friends according to how much he buys. chopper 1, chopper 2...
by Jonny Zip November 4, 2006
Get the chopmug. by Jonny Zip November 4, 2006
Get the LGSCmug.