Jonny Zip's definitions

hogger

An extra large line of cocaine.

Let's do a hogger, then go to the bar.

by Jonny Zip September 26, 2006

on-enjoyment

A play on the word "unemployment", referring to a person that is receiving unemployment benefits but not pursuing a replacement job.

After Josh lost his job at the warehouse he didn't even glance at the classifieds for three or four weeks. He sat around the house, playing Xbox and jacking off on the government's dime. Gotta love those on-enjoyment benefits!

by Jonny Zip December 25, 2006

strugglefuck

Awkward sex, in which the full range of motion required for deep penetration and proper rhythm is not available. Often rushed, spur-of-the-moment, and alcohol induced. Commonly performed in cars, closets, small bathrooms, and campers.

Greg: So how was it?

Jonny: Intense! We got locked in the trunk of Bill's car together and strugglefucked the whole way home!

by Jonny Zip January 4, 2007

friendlord

Someone that rents living space to his buddies. Often gets screwed out of payment, or gets paid in services or drugs.

Jonny lived in his buddy Eric's spare bedroom, but couldn't pay his rent on time. Luckily, Eric was a kind friendlord and allowed Jonny to clean up garbage at his other properties in lieu of rent.

by Jonny Zip January 7, 2007

hogleg

a giant line of cocaine.

Scoot and I just did a monster hogleg and now we feel great.

by Jonny Zip November 4, 2006

chop

1. slang term for cocaine

ex: i'd like to get some chop

2. to snort cocaine

ex: i chop with hot chicks only.

a chronic cocaine user is referred to as a chopper, and gets a ranking in his circle of friends according to how much he buys. chopper 1, chopper 2...

LETS GET SOME CHOP

Should we chop tonight?

by Jonny Zip November 4, 2006

LGSC

Lets
Get
Some
Chop

Whenever I get a couple beers in me all I can think is LGSC.

by Jonny Zip November 4, 2006