Definitions by Jonny Balls and the Seadogs
Slopdoctor
Refers to any individual who is exceptionally filthy in at least one aspect of his or her life (filthy in the literal sense - dirty, unclean, begrimed).
Can be said as "slop-DOC-tor" for added emphasis.
Can be said as "slop-DOC-tor" for added emphasis.
Person #1 - Hey man, somebody left rotting chicken flesh all over your counter, and the juices all drained out and glued your dishes to the counter-top. And for fuck's sake there's even maggots!
Person #2 - Yeah, well that's my roommate for you. He's a real SLOPDOCTOR.
Person #1 - Raunchy. Want to smoke a blunt after I finish vomiting?
Person #2 - Most definitely. Hey watch out for the urine-soaked towels in the bathroom...he's really bad about those.
Person #1 - Yeah I see them. Squalid. I like this wiry black carpet though BLEHHHhhhhhh.
Person #2 - We don't have a carpet in the bathroom...
Person #2 - Yeah, well that's my roommate for you. He's a real SLOPDOCTOR.
Person #1 - Raunchy. Want to smoke a blunt after I finish vomiting?
Person #2 - Most definitely. Hey watch out for the urine-soaked towels in the bathroom...he's really bad about those.
Person #1 - Yeah I see them. Squalid. I like this wiry black carpet though BLEHHHhhhhhh.
Person #2 - We don't have a carpet in the bathroom...
Slopdoctor by Jonny Balls and the Seadogs March 30, 2009