Definitions by Jonny B. Gorfed

Gorf 

to make a mistake; to render damaged.

I gorfed up the paint job on my Chevelle when I sprayed Bleche-Wite on it.

Gorf by Jonny B. Gorfed October 20, 2003

Hoob

to inhale marijuana smoke; to become intoxicated

I took a rip off the John Glascock and got all hoobed up.

Hoob by Jonny B. Gorfed October 20, 2003

klot 

the sound of a loud rimshot on a snare drum, followed by a long reverb tail

The drummer went "KLOT" and they went right into Funk 49.

klot by Jonny B. Gorfed October 20, 2003