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Definitions by Jongusmalongus

bojanglesjoobalang

A position of orgasmic stillness in which a woman will show you her level 15 Gyatt

And your balls will pop out of your pants and do the groin dance Spectacular and your balls jumping out of your pants is so painful that you will scream the lyrics of “it has to be this way” from the metal gear solid franchise
“Bro my girlfriends gonna give me a bojanglesjoobalang tonight!”

Zinglemaglockalus

When someone simultaneously busts and shits them self at the same time creating a chain reaction causing them to turn into a croissant that smells like Artichoke and dish soap.
Yo bro I had a very severe case of the zinglemaglockalus last night