Snake Chudder

your spunk

i wanked so hard this morning, you should of seen the amount of snake chudder on my bedsheets bro

by Jondogz Mahogony Whitewash June 15, 2011

Snullying

Bustin' out a quick wank over the gravestone of one of your ancestors on the first full moon of a new decade.

So there i was Snullying in 2010 over my great grans gravestone, talk about heroics

by Jondogz Mahogony Whitewash June 16, 2011

honey peppering

Smashing one out onto your birds tits whilst munching on a Crunchie chocolate bar.

Gf: "honey, do you want to do some honey peppering before you go to work?"
Bf: "fucks yeh I do!"

by Jondogz Mahogony Whitewash June 15, 2011

smokey turtle

Curling a massive shite out onto your lovers chest after eating an extra spicey curry.

hey there baby, after this spicey takeaway food, fancy getting a smokey turtle?

by Jondogz Mahogony Whitewash June 15, 2011