Snullying

Bustin' out a quick wank over the gravestone of one of your ancestors on the first full moon of a new decade.

So there i was Snullying in 2010 over my great grans gravestone, talk about heroics

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honey peppering

Smashing one out onto your birds tits whilst munching on a Crunchie chocolate bar.

Gf: "honey, do you want to do some honey peppering before you go to work?"
Bf: "fucks yeh I do!"

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i wanked so hard this morning, you should of seen the amount of snake chudder on my bedsheets bro

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Curling a massive shite out onto your lovers chest after eating an extra spicey curry.

hey there baby, after this spicey takeaway food, fancy getting a smokey turtle?

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