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An extra appendage on male genitalia. Usually grows at the same rate as the genitalia. Can be cut off to make cocktail onions
A birth defect gave me about five cocktails
by Jonathan Schillings May 17, 2018
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A show usually enjoyed by kids that say that they’re so smart, but usually can’t even spell the word “smart.” Viewers of the show, though they think that they have high IQs, are stupid to the point of using the word “squanch” a word in no official dictionary and therefore stupid slang, in conversation. Ironically gravity falls creator Alex hirsch is friends with the creator of this show. Who would’ve thought that the creator of a very intelligent children’s show like gravity falls, would be friends with the creator of a show that lowers IQs beyond comprehension. But anyways, the show somehow managed to go on for 3 seasons, possibly more, whilst the best we got with gravity falls after it ended is it airing on Disney channel. HOW?!? The show more or less just rides on the coattails of the successful kids show, but for the adults that overheard their kids watching gravity falls, and it somehow WORKS!
Wow! You really watch Rick and Morty?!? Well, I hope you manage to make past 7th grade!
by Jonathan Schillings April 16, 2018
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