Definitions by Jonathan Marquise

Chocolate milk 

The act of masturbating while taking a shit.

Man, that waitress from Hooters was freaking hot. But those wings are tearing me up. I gotta chocolate milk.

Chocolate milk by Jonathan Marquise June 17, 2003

Scottish Mermaid 

When tying a girls arms to her sides and her ankles to gether. You must then put on a kilt and masturbate on her toes. Watch as she tries to shake your DNA from her feet. Enjoy.

Dude, she was the one feeling kinky so I gave her a Scottish mermaid.

Scottish Mermaid by Jonathan Marquise June 17, 2003

Beantown bungee 

Pull out some organs from an enemy and tye them to the foul pole in left field at Fenway. Then boot his fucking ass off the green monster.

I don't like the guy to begin with so what better way to say welcome to Boston then with a Beantown bungee. Hey frankie, can we get a couple more boston lagers down here and would it kill ya to dim the lights? Nomar is on deck.

Beantown bungee by Jonathan Marquise June 17, 2003

Gerber Ab Stab 

When engaging in sexual intercourse and about to ejaculate, pull out a knife along with your penis, stab her in the stomach. Replant your penis inside the wound and proceed with ejaculation.

"Yo, I wasn't trying to get that girl pregnant so I pulled a gerber ab stab on that bitch ya know."

Gerber Ab Stab by Jonathan Marquise June 15, 2003