Jonathan Cervantes's definitions

Penis

A tool used to make the women receive your seed. Is usually used to dispose of two different liquids. Usually urine or a white substance....maybe i'm giving out too much info. If you're a male and you're looking for the definition of "penis" you must be a schmale.

JC- "I have been a proud owner of a penis for over 13 years." :D

by Jonathan Cervantes December 28, 2005

degenerate

A muthafucking dumbass. A disgrace to mankind. You might as well see dumbass for this.

Some guy: Hey fool, "What's up"? Did you see the stupid ass last night?

JC: Who? Bush? That degenerate was bitching about absolutly nothing. Who the fuck voted for him?

by Jonathan Cervantes December 28, 2005

Porn

The best shit you'll ever see. You can find it in a video or even in a magizine, but the most popular way of seing it is through the internet.

Some friend: Hey, JC wanna go make fun of people?

JC: You can go make fun of people and shove it up your ass, i'm watching Porn-o!

by Jonathan Cervantes December 28, 2005