Definitions by Jonathan Breck

bagnauba 

When you're really anxious to the point you're shivering/getting chills and need to go to the bathroom to unleash the biggest load of diarrhea in your life.

(Bag-now-ba)

Bagnauba, the bane of my existence.

Here we go again with the Bagnauba.

bagnauba by Jonathan Breck December 4, 2020

Elpenor

Originates from the epic poem "Odyssey" by Homer. It is used to describe someone who breaks their neck when falling off a roof like the character in the poem does.

Stop being a fucking Elpenor!

Elpenor by Jonathan Breck November 15, 2018