Definitions by Jonastud Coffey

Whoreass

Whoreass is a term used to describe girls that wear goggles while playing basketball or having sex. Typically the term is used to make fun of your friend who had sex with such a girl.

Whoreass (Horace) is derived from former NBA power forward, Horace Grant who was known for wearing goggles during games.

These girls are usually goblinfucks and require a good ghostfucking.

Brian: I heard Johnny was bringing ol' Whoreass over tonight.

Chris: Better break out the sheets.

Whoreass by Jonastud Coffey December 16, 2008

Ghostfuck 

When you're engaging in sexual activity in front of your closest friends who want to see the action, but don't want to see you. Put a sheet over your body -- leaving eyeholes, a mouth hole, and a dick hole -- and let your girl grind the ghost.

Dude, did you see Jonathan Ghostfuck the shit out of Courtney last night!?

Ghostfuck by Jonastud Coffey June 1, 2007