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The Reddit Will Hear About This

A declaration made regularly by Chad Roberts Of Cold Ones, as a form of retaliation and or the promise thereof, usually out of anger or frustration or in a situation when Chad feels that he has been wronged. It is important to note that the majority of the situations in which Chad says this are situations that he agreed to and he just forgot or wasn't paying attention when the rules were being explained both of which are usually attributed to the fact that chad is heavily intoxicated at the time of filming.
It is also important to note that Chad is most likely saying this as a joke and he doesn't genuinely expect the reddit to actually give a shit however, it is a lot funnier to suspend your disbelief and pretend that chad wholeheartedly believes that the reddit will launch a witch-hunt against the offending party
Max: * Breaks some nerdy shit that chad thinks is cool*
Chad: “why would you do that?!”
Max:* just sits and laughs at the camera *
Chad: “the reddit will hear about this!”

Soap cum in my ear 

When you get out of the shower after forgetting to rinse your ears hence leaving the “soap cum” in your ear
Alex: “bro i’ll be right back I got soap cum in my ear”

David: “ah bro that sucks

Weenier whistle 

Weenier whistle is what you use to respond To scam callers or when someone has a weird opening on tinder
“Hello we are from th IR..“

Weenier whistle“

The Cum Chronicles 

The dumbass story I’ve made that revolves around cum royalty and the empire of cum
Hey let’s go read the cum chronicles

The Cum Chronicles 

The dumbass story I’ve made that revolves around cum royalty and the empire of cum
Hey let’s go read the cum chronicles

Cum gauntlet 

A battle between two princes of cum vying for the title of cum emperor
Then you will partake in the Cum Gauntlet
A rite of passage for the rightful heir to the cum throne it symbolizes the young princes dedication to become emperor of cum the cum scar is only achievable if gallons of cum is poured directly into your open wound causing excruciating agony
I doth protest he nay even has a cum scar let alone royal cum
Cum scar by JonTronShow Official October 2, 2020