Weenier whistle

Weenier whistle is what you use to respond To scam callers or when someone has a weird opening on tinder

“Hello we are from th IR..“

“Weenier whistle“

by JonTronShow Official October 02, 2020

The Cum Chronicles

The dumbass story I’ve made that revolves around cum royalty and the empire of cum

Hey let’s go read the cum chronicles

by JonTronShow Official October 02, 2020

qxir

The best educational YouTube channel covering topics like ruby ridge and the seine in Waco Texas

Fred -“Hey do you watch qxir”

Dave- “yeah”

by JonTronShow Official October 02, 2020

Cum scar

A rite of passage for the rightful heir to the cum throne it symbolizes the young princes dedication to become emperor of cum the cum scar is only achievable if gallons of cum is poured directly into your open wound causing excruciating agony

I doth protest he nay even has a cum scar let alone royal cum

by JonTronShow Official October 02, 2020

The Cum Chronicles

The dumbass story I’ve made that revolves around cum royalty and the empire of cum

Hey let’s go read the cum chronicles

by JonTronShow Official October 02, 2020

Soap cum in my ear

When you get out of the shower after forgetting to rinse your ears hence leaving the “soap cum” in your ear

Alex: “bro i’ll be right back I got soap cum in my ear”

David: “ah bro that sucks”

by JonTronShow Official May 03, 2022

Cum gauntlet

A battle between two princes of cum vying for the title of cum emperor

Then you will partake in the Cum Gauntlet

by JonTronShow Official October 02, 2020