by Jon Sanchez July 13, 2006
When your sphincter can no longer contain the gyser like forces in your colon and either matter or gas escapes in such a violent manner that it causes mass distress to everyone around.
1) I was walking by a friend's cubicle when he had an assplosion. I can still see all of my coworkers running much like Harrison Ford would run from a detonating bomb!
2) I was sitting in a stall when someone next to me assploded. The stench was so foul and the sound so wretched, I decided to just wipe later and get the heck out of there!
2) I was sitting in a stall when someone next to me assploded. The stench was so foul and the sound so wretched, I decided to just wipe later and get the heck out of there!
by Jon Sanchez September 05, 2006
When spelunking in a woman’s balloon knot, you unleash your load in her trunk, pull out and her trunk explodes in a similar fashion to pulling a cork from a shaken champagne bottle.
“Oh I unleashed in her butt and pulled out and she Dirty Byroned me. It took a week to clean up the bits of peanut and corn everywhere!”
by Jon Sanchez July 13, 2006
I was laying down in bed and my girlfriend was going down on me- I started cuming and she finished me with her hand but I came so hard i gave myself a youkake!
by jon sanchez May 06, 2009