parted

When you get drunk then puke and fart at the same time.
I was huging the toilet and parted over and over.
by Jon Morgan March 28, 2007
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nut ornament

A girl that looks good and always hangs around but you will not date her.
That girl hangs from my balls so much she is my little nut ornament.
by Jon Morgan March 28, 2007
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rubbin monkeys

Fuckin, plain and simple Fuckin.
You don't want to have sex right now. Whats wrong with rubbin monkeys?
by Jon Morgan March 28, 2007
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