“sluppyturt im so globby right now, my booty holes gonna bust”
“No dingladop u can’t fart you stupid piece of flarp shit”
*farts*
“i feel so gerri now”
“No dingladop u can’t fart you stupid piece of flarp shit”
*farts*
“i feel so gerri now”
by Jon Harold the 3rd January 16, 2019
A religion that all the enorts follow. Once you’ve become enorted you are now apart of enortism and must recite the enort pledge of loyalty.
“WOAH hermatino I can’t believe I’m part of enortism now. I’m so enorted for my life.”
“wow pipiy im so jelly. how r u even an enort you have a ground hog head with squirt dangling in in booty.”
“wow pipiy im so jelly. how r u even an enort you have a ground hog head with squirt dangling in in booty.”
by Jon Harold the 3rd June 24, 2018
The aftermath of a McDonald’s meal. Too much micky d’s and you’ll have the case of the purple shits. Ronald’s face can fool you but he can’t skool you so get a salad you fat f*ck.
“I ate too much chicky nuggets Ima be sick!”
“Your gonna have a case of the purple shits fo sure!!!”
“Your gonna have a case of the purple shits fo sure!!!”
by Jon Harold the 3rd January 11, 2018