Bushy squirrel

A hairy ass mustache. There’s normal mustaches and then there’s bushy squirrels. Shave that thang off.

“The fuck is on you’re face?!”

“It’s a bushy squirrel”

by Jon Harold the 3rd January 11, 2018

gerri

a feeling you get after a ginormous fart.

“sluppyturt im so globby right now, my booty holes gonna bust”
“No dingladop u can’t fart you stupid piece of flarp shit”
*farts*
“i feel so gerri now”

by Jon Harold the 3rd January 16, 2019

Enortism

A religion that all the enorts follow. Once you’ve become enorted you are now apart of enortism and must recite the enort pledge of loyalty.

“WOAH hermatino I can’t believe I’m part of enortism now. I’m so enorted for my life.”

“wow pipiy im so jelly. how r u even an enort you have a ground hog head with squirt dangling in in booty.”

by Jon Harold the 3rd June 24, 2018