Definitions by Jon Harold the 3rd

Bushy squirrel 

A hairy ass mustache. There’s normal mustaches and then there’s bushy squirrels. Shave that thang off.

“The fuck is on you’re face?!”

“It’s a bushy squirrel”

Bushy squirrel by Jon Harold the 3rd January 11, 2018

Purple shit 

The aftermath of a McDonald’s meal. Too much micky d’s and you’ll have the case of the purple shits. Ronald’s face can fool you but he can’t skool you so get a salad you fat f*ck.

“I ate too much chicky nuggets Ima be sick!”
“Your gonna have a case of the purple shits fo sure!!!”

Purple shit by Jon Harold the 3rd January 10, 2018

Head-nutt

Used to describe a dumb ass person in a nicer manor. Head-nutts are definitely easy to come by and hard to get away from. They may have you fooled now but their true headnutt form will soon come to your understanding.

“You know you can be such a head-nutt sometime...”

Head-nutt by Jon Harold the 3rd January 10, 2018