Jolo williamson's definitions

Burper

To take Viagra in the morning and masturbate till gone supper, regardless of visitors, postal carriers and acquaintances.

A strange Hermit found on the coast of West Cumbria.

"Andrew, how was that Viagra I gave you last night?"
"Honestly Jolo, I had a proper Burper!"

"Hey Martin, have u done a Burper?"
"Nah Jenny I've just been in hiding from The Man aven't I?"

by Jolo williamson October 13, 2016