Jolly judd's definitions

Cocksqueedle

An expression of anger commonly used in place of other curse words such as "fuck", "bitch", "shit", and "damn" and also used to compliment those words in a sentence. It is also common for one to clench their fists in anger as they say the word.

"Son of a cocksqueedle!"

"Fucking cocksqueedle, I'm really pissed off right now!"

by Jolly Judd January 29, 2009

Crab Dipper

A sexual act where a man pulls the skin of his balls over his dick so it looks like a hermit crab, and then he inserts it into a woman's vagina.

"Jacob felt that he would treat his woman to an extra special time, so he gave her a crab dipper."

by Jolly Judd January 29, 2009

Penal Queef

A fart released from the penis. Some say that they do not exist at all. A few men claim to have penally queefed at one point, but there is no direct evidence of it ever happening. The penal queef is and shall probably remain a mystery, much like Sasquatch and the Lochness Monster.

"The attendees at the Governor's ball were slightly put off when Richard let out a wet Penal Queef at the dinner table."

by Jolly Judd January 29, 2009

Bitchtits

when a man's boobs are sweating so very profusely that a sweat ring forms around the outline of his tits on his shirt, and the sweat ring covers more than 50% of the circumference of his breast, his is said to have "Bitchtits". Scientists estimate that the sweat of a man with Bitchtits contains about 30% undigested mayonnaise.

"Did you see that fat, sweaty asshole try to run a 5K? He was rocking some killer bitchtits!"

by Jolly judd January 29, 2009

Fagfucker

A derogatory term used to insult a person. It is used in replacement of words such as asshole, fag, dickhead, and motherfucker

"I can't believe that you won't give me the $10 you owe me, stop being such a Fagfucker!"

by Jolly Judd January 29, 2009