A sexual act where a man pulls the skin of his balls over his dick so it looks like a hermit crab, and then he inserts it into a woman's vagina.
by Jolly Judd January 30, 2009
Used to describe a highly religious person who is also a complete douchebag. The word can also be used in general in replacement of douchebag.
by Jolly Judd January 29, 2009
An expression of anger commonly used in place of other curse words such as "fuck", "bitch", "shit", and "damn" and also used to compliment those words in a sentence. It is also common for one to clench their fists in anger as they say the word.
by Jolly Judd January 29, 2009
when a man's boobs are sweating so very profusely that a sweat ring forms around the outline of his tits on his shirt, and the sweat ring covers more than 50% of the circumference of his breast, his is said to have "Bitchtits". Scientists estimate that the sweat of a man with Bitchtits contains about 30% undigested mayonnaise.
by Jolly judd January 29, 2009
A pleasurable act where one person lays down and covers their face with Saran Wrap, and then their partner takes a shit on their face.
"Jill and I thought we would experiment a little bit, so I ate 4 bowls of chili and gave her a Texas Windshield."
by Jolly Judd January 30, 2009