A sexual act where a man pulls the skin of his balls over his dick so it looks like a hermit crab, and then he inserts it into a woman's vagina.
by Jolly Judd January 29, 2009
when a man's boobs are sweating so very profusely that a sweat ring forms around the outline of his tits on his shirt, and the sweat ring covers more than 50% of the circumference of his breast, his is said to have "Bitchtits". Scientists estimate that the sweat of a man with Bitchtits contains about 30% undigested mayonnaise.
by Jolly judd January 29, 2009
"I took that person from the bar home last night and launched an Anal Jihad on their asshole for 5 hours"
by Jolly Judd January 29, 2009
A pleasurable act where one person lays down and covers their face with Saran Wrap, and then their partner takes a shit on their face.
"Jill and I thought we would experiment a little bit, so I ate 4 bowls of chili and gave her a Texas Windshield."
by Jolly Judd January 29, 2009
Used to describe a highly religious person who is also a complete douchebag. The word can also be used in general in replacement of douchebag.
by Jolly Judd January 29, 2009