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Kidz Bop

Torture. Just absolute torture. DON’T BUY THEM FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS GOOD AND HOLY!!!

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The bane of communism and the base that our crumbling modern society is built upon.

Jeff Bezos is a global leader in capitalism.

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