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Zayd Sharif 

Member of terrorist organisation and elf bar enthusiast, often found rotting in toilets with a Chong in hand.
The teacher searched Zayd Sharif’s bag, only to find an elf bar and a bomb

Zayd Sharif 

Leader of terrorist organisation and elf bar enthusiast.
Often found wanking in toilets with an elf bar in hand.
The teacher searche Zayd Sharif’s bag, only to find and elf bar and a bomb