2 definitions by Johnny the Joker

Christmasgasm

The act of having an orgasm on Christmas with either Santa or your spouse

Oh Jenny I had the best Christmasgasm ever yesterday. Let's just say I was probably naughtier this year than I've ever been.

by Johnny the Joker August 2, 2011

A female who lurks at McDonald's trying to get business as a hooker.

Joe: " Wow Jackie did you see that McHooker yesterday can you say desperate"
Jackie: " OMG i knoww seriously"

by Johnny the Joker August 2, 2011