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Definitions by Johnny the Joker

Christmasgasm 

The act of having an orgasm on Christmas with either Santa or your spouse
Oh Jenny I had the best Christmasgasm ever yesterday. Let's just say I was probably naughtier this year than I've ever been.

McHooker 

A female who lurks at McDonald's trying to get business as a hooker.
Joe: " Wow Jackie did you see that McHooker yesterday can you say desperate"
Jackie: " OMG i knoww seriously"
McHooker by Johnny the Joker August 2, 2011