Johnny Wafflemaster's definitions

Johnny Waffle

When you poop on woman's stomach or chest and push a tennis racket down on the poop to make it look like a waffle. Mostly done when the woman is sleeping. You then leave and let her find the mess or sit there and wait and watch.

I totally gave Jane a johnny waffle last night when she was sleeping.

by Johnny Wafflemaster March 5, 2014