Definitions by Johnny Tramp

Special offer 

A mentally challenged murderer

“Take a look at that retard over there”
“Shh, you’re getting us killed, that’s Dave, he’s a special offer”

Special offer by Johnny Tramp November 30, 2020

sneeze bukkake 

When someone sneezes on your face very offensively, leaving you covered in fine drops of nose juice, similar to the covering when being the object of a bukkake scene in an adult movie.
Also applicable if performed on oneself.

Then she sneezed at me, i felt like a sneeze bukkake.

sneeze bukkake by Johnny Tramp August 31, 2010