teddyrection

when your dick is hard as fuck but it feels as soft as a teddy bear

"Wow" John exclaimed as he showed his friends his teddyrection.

by Johnny Sins Gaming September 05, 2017

Beep Beep Potatoes

That autistic cunt that hides under the stairs and has greasy hair. he runs around your school screaming and has a lot of side bitches that suck him off all the time.

Person 1: "Suck MAh DICK NIGGA HOHOHHOOH!!!"
Person 2: "Oh that must be Beep Beep Potatoes"

by Johnny Sins Gaming February 17, 2019