Johnny Rod's definitions

I think you'll find

Opening to an explanation, typically a contradiction, where the speaker is implying in a none-too-subtle manner that the other person could well be among the stupidest person in existence (ever) for not knowing this.

Dude A: "I'm pretty sure that 2 and 2 is 4"
Dude B: "I think you'll find it's at least 5."
Subtext: "I am superior in every way. You have shit for brains. QED"

by Johnny Rod April 28, 2009

Angel fart

The fluffy polystyrene bits of packaging that protect the contents of a box while simultaneously destroying the ecosystem. This latter may not be true but is highly dependant on the person with the box.

Those damn angel farts are stuck all over me

by Johnny Rod January 22, 2009

Borken

Unidentified meat in your meal. May be beef, pork, or chicken, but really could be anything.

"What's the meat in the meat curry?"
"God knows, borken or something."

by Johnny Rod December 22, 2008