2 definitions by Johnny Rocker

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A fraction of an inch, because men often exaggerate the lengths of their members.

If, on average, a man with a five inch penis claims it's six inches long, then a penis inch is 5/6 of an inch.
The window is forty penis inches wide, but really it's only three feet.
by Johnny Rocker October 01, 2009
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How you refer to a same sex partner if you do not wish to implicitly come out to the person to whom you are speaking.
"I didn't want those guys to know I was gay, so I called Jack my spouse."
by Johnny Rocker September 24, 2009
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