Johnny Gnome's definitions

Shirsty

Thirst caused by a recent bowel movement.

John must have been shirsty after using the bathroom, he went to the soda machine to get a drink after taking a dump.

by Johnny Gnome May 26, 2018

Shirsty

Thirst caused from a bowel movement.

John was so shirsty after using the bathroom he went straight to the drink machine for a soda.

by Johnny Gnome May 26, 2018

Shirsty

Thirst after taking a shit. Shit + Thirsty = Shirsty

He was so Shirsty after taking a shit that I had to get a soda from the drink machine.

by Johnny Gnome June 2, 2018