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Alex Borrmann

A rage management loving pig. Probably in love with me. Jaffa cake x

I like Alex Borrmann, Jaffa Cakes.

by Johnny English June 14, 2018

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heffer

Either a fat person or a pregnant cow, whichever is nearest.

Apparently, in the good old US of A, you're never, on average, 0.39 metres away from a heffer.

by Johnny English March 12, 2004

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