Definitions by Johnny English

Alex Borrmann 

A rage management loving pig. Probably in love with me. Jaffa cake x

I like Alex Borrmann, Jaffa Cakes.

Alex Borrmann by Johnny English June 14, 2018

heffer 

Either a fat person or a pregnant cow, whichever is nearest.

Apparently, in the good old US of A, you're never, on average, 0.39 metres away from a heffer.

heffer by Johnny English March 12, 2004