Definitions by Johnny Eightball

fishin' mortician 

A mortician that enjoys fishing.

That fishin' mortician over yonder works on dead people and likes to fish over at Lake Cocksucker.

fishin' mortician by Johnny Eightball June 10, 2004

Missouri compromise 

A mullet

See also Kentucky Waterfall.

Having just had his Missouri compromise trimmed, Enos Truffler decided to eat some leftover honey-baked ham sandwiches that his XXX porn star wife Portia Mercedes made for him the previous Sunday. He put all the fixings on it and washed it all down with a Mountain Dew. Then Enos read some of the newspaper and washed his truck. We're gonna miss him when he dies.

Missouri compromise by Johnny Eightball June 10, 2004