yilf

Yakoff I'd Like to Fuck

"I went to Branson to see Yakoff Smirnoff perform and found my pants were suddenly ill-fitting in the fly zone. He's one yilf, what a country!"

by Johnny Eightball July 08, 2004

lilf

Linguini I'd Like to Fuck

Nothing gets me off more than going down to that dirty guinea Guiseppe's place to uncork my clam sauce on some of the lilf that he regularly serves up. Now that's a spicy meatball!

by Johnny Eightball January 14, 2007