Definitions by Johnny Dickshot
Cockcroft
n. "I walked into work one day and my boss was only wearing chaps. It was quite a cockcroft."
v. "I was at my girlfriend's parent's house and I decided to cockcroft her mom by walking in on her in the shower. Long screams followed by cockcrofted silence."
v. "I was at my girlfriend's parent's house and I decided to cockcroft her mom by walking in on her in the shower. Long screams followed by cockcrofted silence."
Cockcroft by Johnny Dickshot February 21, 2008
hairy norman
When a girl goes for the deepthroat, you push her head into your crotch, so far that pubic hair enters her nose.
This chick was giving me a blowjob last night and I gave her a Hairy Norman. There was so much hair up her nose she couldn't breathe.
hairy norman by Johnny Dickshot November 8, 2006