Johnny Assome's definitions

Assome

The kind of Awesome that you can only become if you have been drinking Gin

Oh Johnny, you're so assome

by Johnny Assome July 8, 2010

Susses

Anything that can be purchased in a store can be considered a Susses. Used when you don't want people to know what you are buying. Can be used to describe an affair

1- "I'm going to the store to buy some susses, need anything?"

2- "I will meet you at the hotel at 6. I'll just tell my husband I need to pick up some susses"

by Johnny Assome July 8, 2010