Johnny Ashcan's definitions

Wizard of Menlow Park

A sexual maneuver similar to a Decorative Edison, where a lightbulb is inserted into the rectum. However the large end of the bulb is inserted first, and then the recipient's buttocks are slapped in order to shatter the glass.

"Hello, this is 911 dispatch."
"Please help me! I have just recieved a Wizard of Menlow Park!"

by Johnny Ashcan February 6, 2009

poop chute riot

1. An act of vigorous sodomy.

2. A violent spat of diarrhea.

'Oh man, this place is a mess! What is that smell?'

'Yea that. It was a real poop chute riot in here last night.'

by Johnny Ashcan January 7, 2010

three ring circus

A combination of oral, vaginal, and anal sex, possibly culminating in a poop chute riot.

'So I heard you were hanging out with Susan last night. Did you take her to the three ring circus?' ::nudge::

by Johnny Ashcan January 7, 2010

Decorative Edison

A sexual maneuver whereby a lightbulb is screwed into the anus as if it were an electrical socket.

Last night Joe came by and gave me a Decorative Edison. The metal was cold and abrasive, but at least he didnt give me a Wizard of Menlow Park.

by Johnny Ashcan February 6, 2009