4 definitions by Johnny Ashcan
'So I heard you were hanging out with Susan last night. Did you take her to the three ring circus?' ::nudge::
by Johnny Ashcan January 7, 2010
'Oh man, this place is a mess! What is that smell?'
'Yea that. It was a real poop chute riot in here last night.'
'Yea that. It was a real poop chute riot in here last night.'
by Johnny Ashcan January 7, 2010
Last night Joe came by and gave me a Decorative Edison. The metal was cold and abrasive, but at least he didnt give me a Wizard of Menlow Park.
by Johnny Ashcan February 6, 2009
A sexual maneuver similar to a Decorative Edison, where a lightbulb is inserted into the rectum. However the large end of the bulb is inserted first, and then the recipient's buttocks are slapped in order to shatter the glass.
by Johnny Ashcan February 6, 2009