Definitions by Johnbob Jones

EAF 

Short for "Exposed Ass Fart".

When you do a fart bare-assed without any pants or underwear on.

Bob farts in Freds face
Bob: What the hell man! I am so going to do an EAF in your face now!

EAF by Johnbob Jones April 20, 2009

Fagmuncher

A faggot who likes muching on food loudly. Most common fagmunchers much on carrots.

Bob: Hey take it easy on the carrots, fagmuncher!

Fagmuncher by Johnbob Jones April 20, 2009

Schwankster 

An alternative, and rarely-used word for a wankster.

Man, you are such a schwankster sometimes.

Schwankster by Johnbob Jones April 20, 2009