Johnathan Wake's definitions
Mporis is an fat and hairy man. His origins are from Albania (Kukës in particular). He gets along with everyone but he has balls made of glass and if you continuosly talk to him they are going to break. He loves men that are mascular. He is gay and plays a big part in the LGBTQ+ community.
Friend 1: Did you see that fat man walk by?
Friend 2: Yeah I did! He was with a man wasn't he?
Friend 1: Yeah he was. It must be Mporis.
Friend 2: Yeah I did! He was with a man wasn't he?
Friend 1: Yeah he was. It must be Mporis.
by Johnathan Wake November 26, 2021
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