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Danaelyn

A Danaelyn is always blonde, and is most likely a musician and a songwriter. She likes men who talk A LOT (or maybe she doesn’t? we don’t know yet), and she has a soft spot for guys who sing. Danaelyn’s will always be ULTRA-adorable, and their go to snacks are FunDip and Popcorn. Danaelyn’s are the type of people with a first name that can be used as Instagram usernames, which is honestly one of the coolest things ever.

Person 1: Dude, have you met that girl from Seattle yet?

Person 2: Uhh, yeah dude...she’s a TOTAL Danaelyn.

Person 1: BRO!!!

by JohnMayerLovesAaron September 26, 2019