Definitions by John.Gringle_DE
Wrigley Field Slide
1.
The act of getting a running start and diving headfirst into a public urinal trough, originating from a video of a man doing exactly that at Wrigley Field. Essentially sliding into home plate, except with significantly worse judgment and a much higher likelihood of being banned from the premises.
2.
The act of urinating on someone and then immediately body-slamming them, combining the elegance of a public restroom with the fun of a slip 'n slide.
The act of getting a running start and diving headfirst into a public urinal trough, originating from a video of a man doing exactly that at Wrigley Field. Essentially sliding into home plate, except with significantly worse judgment and a much higher likelihood of being banned from the premises.
2.
The act of urinating on someone and then immediately body-slamming them, combining the elegance of a public restroom with the fun of a slip 'n slide.
1.
"Dude saw the urinal trough and treated it like home plate. Bro really hit the Wrigley Field Slide."
2.
"Bro didn't wanna take Mr. Morgan's test, so he hit him with the Wrigley Field Slide."
"Dude saw the urinal trough and treated it like home plate. Bro really hit the Wrigley Field Slide."
2.
"Bro didn't wanna take Mr. Morgan's test, so he hit him with the Wrigley Field Slide."
Wrigley Field Slide by John.Gringle_DE October 11, 2026
