John Winston Lennon's definitions

landcraft

landcraft is a game in which you throw sticks at each other, and also arm yourself with sticks and have a sword-like battle. If a body part is hit it now becomes unusable.Usually played amongst stoned kids in forests.

Stoned kid #1:"holy hell how did u get that gash under your eye?"

Stoned kid #2:"Landcraft battle man."

by John Winston Lennon May 11, 2009

The Beatles

Sexy AF motherfuckers in a band from the 60s.
-John Lennon
-Paul McCartney

-George Harrison

-Ringo Starr

The Beatles are so hot that I’m melting.

by John Winston Lennon December 27, 2018